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Porn Battle XIV dates!!
fandom: haven it takes a village
Put these dates in your calendar!!

Porn Battle XIV
Prompts: Sunday 13 January – Thursday 17 January 2013
Battle: Sunday 20 January – 19:00 GMT Wednesday 30 January 2013

It's a smidgeon longer this time (10 days), to make up for it becoming an annual event. I expect extra porn!

I'll be doing the usual roundup call to all the regular volunteers in the new year. But in the meantime, I need help with one thing: a title! Anything sexy/porny/fun related to the number 14. Any ideas, please tell me!

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I'm hoping it's going to be a good one!

fourteen is such a bitch of a number to construct a clever pun around. or even a not so clever one!
i may come out of my self-imposed exile from fanfic for that one...

I wracked my brain, but nothing worked for fourteen!

i may come out of my self-imposed exile from fanfic for that one...


14 is the number of stations of the Cross in catholicism, so maybe Round XIV: Fourteen Stations or Fourteen Genuflections? I've been corrupted by sexy praying ships lately!
14 is the the number of days in a fortnight, so maybe Round Fourteen: A Fortnight of Pleasures/Fantasies/Porn/etc?
14 is the number of lines in a sonnet, so maybe Round XIV: Sonnets of Passion?

I like the "fortnight" one. The only one I could come up with had to do with 13 dwarves + 1 hobbit, which doesn't seem nearly porny enough. Or, if it is, it would probably worry me...(and I'm seeing that movie opening weekend).

I'll have to block that out of my mind when I see the movie (hopefully tomorrow)!! *g*

Your icon cracks me up!

I love the Fortnight of Pleasure, but it's only ten days... I did something of the sort with PB 11 - made it 11 days, but as the number gets higher, I can't keep doing that! Or PB 30 will be a month long! ;-)

Thanks for all the ideas - I think I'm going to put up a poll next week with most of them.

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Thanks for all the suggestions - I'm probably going to put up a poll next week with most of the options, as I don't know which to go for!

Yay! Looking forward to it!

What about 'Fiery fourteen'?

That's a good one, thanks! I'm probably going to put up a poll next week, see what everyone else thinks.

I still suggest "Fourteen-Play" because I'm a ball of corn.


Hee, I love it!

I'm probably going to poll on the options next week.

I'm always up for porn.

Don't tell my mom I said that.

Don't tell anyone, actually.

Your secret is safe (in this very public post *g*)!

Totally AWESOME!!!!

Can't wait to participate!!!

Not that long to go! I'd better start organising things!